Here are some more faces to add to the ‘Things That Look Like Faces’ project.
Face 10. This is the corner of my parents’ dinner plater holder thing. It’s a complete face, with hair and everything! I think it’s my favourite. It looks a bit like the character that used to advertise Sprite.
Face 11. This is a cheeky little face on the back of a Nintendo Wii controller. It seemed to be saying to me: “You are rubbish at MarioCart, dude”.
Face 12. This face seems happy enough. He’s perched on the bottom of Jon’s coffee making machine.
Face 13. Want to make a toasted sandwich? Well, first you have to get past this evil looking chap. He looks like he might bite your hand off!
Face 14. Another door in Tunbridge Wells. What is it with doors around here? Do theymake them look like faces on purpose?
Face 15. The top of Jon’s coffee making machine. Look at his cheeky little mouth. He looks like he’s just enjoyed a skinny latte.
Face 16. Owen’s cooker, looking inviting and friendly, in a kind of Tim-nice-but-dim way.
Face 17. The bottom of a Waitrose own-brand toilet roll batch. It looks like an old man with big, bushy eyebrows.
Face 18. The top of my reporter’s notepad. I’ve cheated a little but drawing in the nose and mouth but it’s still good, right?
Face 19. This sorry looking face was staring back at me on my flight to Barcelona. We became friends. Muy Bien!
Face 20. This surprised face is on the side of a house in Sevenoaks. I wonder what makes him look so shocked?
What the fuck is this shit? When have you been taking surreptitious photographs of my oven? That’s some serious deviant behaviour JimJam.