Fall from grace

19 08 2008

Here’s two simple steps to go from Hero to Zero.

1. Score on your Crowborough Athletic debut with a delicious lob of the keeper from outside the box.
2. Three days later play Eastbourne Borough’s striker onside in the last minute for him to nab a winner.

I feel gutted. Gutted we lost (although we were on the back foot for most of the game). Gutted it was my fault we lost. And furious at myself. I feel like I’ve let the whole side down. And only a few days after being the toast of the team – scoring on my debut.

But that, as they say, is football. And the refrehing thing about the game is that chance keep coming up to redeem yourself. We have a game in a week’s time and I’m determined already to make up for tonight.

The thing is, I am very paranoid and convinced that the smallest slip-up will see my crucified and out of the team. But the truth is, the manager likes me. He sees something in and and even knowing that gives me a boost.

I just need to repay that faith. Starting next Tuesday…





Floss Off

17 08 2008

I went to the dentist the other day for a check up – and found myself £47 out of pocket. While counting the pennies she suggested I tried flossing.

Has she ever even tried it? It’s fucking impossible! Trying to maneuver the dental floss around you mouth in the mirror – backwards – is possibly the hardest thing I’ve ever tried to do.

She also said I should get an electric toothbrush because they “get to the bits a normal toothbrush doesn’t”. Does she work on the side for Boots or something because I ended up spending a fortune there.

I think I need a new dentist.