I See London, I See Francis

10 11 2009

Robert Francis @The Fly, Camden 9/11/09

The mystery that surrounds Robert Francis is how he manages to turn from socially awkward agoraphobe to passionate singer with the strum of one chord.
The Californian Emile Hirsch look-a-like wanders up to the stage like a man carrying the burdens of 1,000 souls, and fiddles around with his instruments like a 13-year-old before a music recital.
But once he starts playing a different Francis emerges – still tormented, like a prisoner recently released from 30 years incarceration – but a confidence flows out of him while he delivers his White Lies-esque mellow folk pop.
The most striking things about Francis and his band at The Fly in Camden last night was their apparent insistence to look like one another, all decked in plaid shirts with messy indie haircuts and David Beckham it-looks-like-I-haven’t-shaved-but-actually-I’ve-spent-ages-sculpting-this beards. It was like standing outside a GAP window.
Ignoring the appearance faux pas, Francis served up soulful sounds that lent a little of everything, at times sounding like roots blues from deep Mississippi and then flowing into country rock, all served with a dash of self deprecation and humility.
Which is less than can be said for Francis’ mid-song demeanour, a confidence, bordering on arrogance, that unfortunately manifested itself in more than enough cum-faces-during-guitar-solos than is necessary.
What is undeniable was the boy Robert’s voice, pitch perfect every song, and hauntingly chilling during each tormented verse. Coupled with melodically memorable songs and pretty boy looks, Robert Francis has potential. Just enough with the weird faces, my friend.





The Boy Dennen Good

31 10 2009


He may blur the lines between masculinity and feminity when he dances, but Brett Dennen can certainly turn out a decent song.
On stage, the ginger singer-songwritier who looks like the offspring of Carrot Top and Ellen DeGeneres (or Norweigan footballer John Arne Riise), has a nack for churning out soulful, catchy, melodic pop that makes you want to move your hips in a very inappropriate manner.
Which is exactly what the 30-year-old Californian does when he is on stage, girating in his skinny jeans, giving anyone in the front row a very clear view of his groinal area.
But most don’t care, because they are lost in his tuneful pop, a sort of Ottis Reading meets John Mayer.
His latest effort, 2008’s Hope for the Hopeless, is an 11-song, head-nodding, collection of love songs, each one flowing into the next with easy-listening beats, memorable lyrics and catchy hooks.
It’s the sort of album you could listen to walking the streets of San Francisco, or hear as the soundtrack to an independent film where the hero strives mercilessly to win back his one true love. Probably set in San Francisco too.
And ‘San Francisco’ is the name of the album’s opening track, a smooth, motown-esqu track that almost grabs you by the hand for a slow dance. Girating your hips is the only way you can dance to this track.
The rest of the album gently takes you by the shoulder and leads you to the dance floor. Some tracks are slower than others, like ‘So Far From Me’ a slow-winding track that almost cradles you as it plays.
Others are more upbeat, almost jazzy, like the sing-a-longable ‘World Keeps Turning’. Each song with it brings it’s own message of love won, love lost, or love yearned.
Voted one of Entertainment Weekly’s One to Watch last year and a touring bill with Jason Mraz this year makes the future look good for Brett Dennen.





Like/Dislike

22 10 2009

Here are a few things I like about living in America, and a few I don’t.

Rocks:
Turning Right on red
Jamba Juice!
Being English
Craigs list
HBO
Oreo
Trader Joes
Car pool lanes

Sucks:
American newspapers
American coaching techniques
Drivers
How spread out everywhere is
Stop signs. Now and then sure, but every 50 yards? Seriously?
And All-way stops. Fine on a 4 road junction, but on an 8 road junction? Where one of the roads appears in your blind spot? Sort it out, America.





A New Life

20 10 2009

Well I’ve failed that project just three days in. The poem-a-day project was supposed to be an excuse for not having to write long blogs but seeing as I couldn’t even keep up with one measly poem every 24 hours, I thought I owed you a blog.
I’m entering the last five weeks of my programme here which means England beckons. As does my old life, which I came to America to get away from. Well, take a break is probably a better phrase, and it’s fair to say that’s exactly what I have done. My standard of living here could not be more different from home, and it is not neccessarily a good thing.
Before I was living in a tiny, yet cosy, flat in Tunbridge Wells. My lifestyle was modest and my economic approach meak. But I liked that. I lived well withing my means and didn’t need 1,000 commodities clogging up my small room. I lived a simple but ultimately very fun life. All I needed was my awesome flat mate and friends around me and I was happy. What other people had didn’t worry me.
Fast forward six months to Summer 2009 – Manhattan Beach, Los Angeles. For the last month I have been living with a very wealthy family near the beach. I’m staying in their guest house all on my own, which is a few yards from the main house. The house is large, beautifully decorated and filled with TVs, expensive furniture and modern gadets. Most importantly though, it is also filled with an amazing family, who have taken me in as one of their own, and as a result I’ve settled in quicker than my brother in front of a Die Hard DVD.
But I worry that subsconciously I am getting used to this lifestyle and returning home will be a shock to the system. Here my family take me out to dinner, back home I had to make do with what was left in the cupboards. Here my family but my clothes I need, back home I had to save up and then still go to a second-hand store. It’s brilliant living here, but it’s not my life. It’s theirs. I’m just a part of it for a small amount of time.
That said, my family are building a new house around the corner (even closer to the beach) and I popped round to have a look today. I think it is fair enough to call it a mansion. Even that isn’t generous enough. It’s the sort of house you’d expect Usher to be showing you around on MTV Cribs. It has sea views, three floors, 10 plasma TVs, a bar, a theatre complete with confectionary stand, a lift from floor to floor, a pool, a hot tub, massive bedrooms, a bathroom for each room, and so on. I have never been in such a place and I doubt I ever will (unless I visit them next year). And yet they have designed it so well that despite being such a large space, every corner of every room is as homely as my flat in Tunbridge Wells was. Just slightly bigger. And with imported French bricks for the wine cellar.





Poem 2

14 10 2009

Here’s today’s poem.

“No no no no no no!”
Screams the coach
“Kick it honey!”
Yells dad
Desperate for his little princess
To make up for the soccer career he never had
Tempers flare on the sidelines
An air of general malaise
Never once being encouraging
Never once dishing out praise
A goal
A kick
A block
A run
Kids only concentrating on having fun
Take out the negative edge
Relax, take it smooth
Install some enjoyment
And the kids will only improve





A Poem A Day

12 10 2009

My new project is to write a poem a day, and you will get to read them, in all their rubbish glory. Here’s the first.

The Beach

Walking over tiny sand dunes
Like Gulliver trampling the Sahara
Hypnotised by the waves
Their neverending chime
Frothing at the shore
As they gently intertwine
Sand clings to my feet
Like sprinkles on a cake
Men solemnly try to bronze
Like antiqued wood
Seagulls gather close by
The most sociable creatures on the beach.





Now What?

25 09 2009

Even though I have two months left before I go home, it’s only two months. I’ve now been in California for three months and yet it only feels like three days, which mean the next two months will fly by. I’m already three weeks into the fall programme and it barely feels like we’ve got off the ground.
And yet a little bit of me is bursting to get home. I miss so many things: my friends, my family, London, English newspapers, proper football. I know that when I do finally board that plane at the end of November and step onto English soil I will feel great for a day or two. But then I will realise that all the things that made me quit my old job in England and search for a life abroad will slowly resurface.
I know another change is nearly upon me, but what is it? I know I can’t deal with English town life, I need to be living in a city. I know I need to be doing a job that excites and motivates me. And I know it needs to involve as much writing as possible.
But that aside, I’m stumped. I’m constantly looking at available jobs here in America and back home, but little seems to be open.
I’m trying to forge my own way too by writing freelance articles and attempting to piece together a sitcom and book. But I’ve had little interest in all three.
Being someone who wants to have all his fingers (and most of his toes) in different pies is both exciting and worrying. The future could be brilliant and wonderful, but it might not. I don’t know where I’m going next and that excites me, but it also makes me anxious.
I know I love being in America but I’ve decided not as a soccer coach. I’ve realised I just don’t care enough about it and I feel I’m doing the coaches and players here a disservice when they get me as a coach. I’m enthusiastic alright, and I know my stuff but I have nowhere near the amount of motivation that’s needed to really change a player (or a coach’s) life. Some of the other coaches here live and breath soccer. I don’t. Some really believe in what they do, and what they say to the coaches and kids. I don’t. Some want to make a difference in the way soccer is coached and played here, and help shape the future of the game across America. I don’t. Which is why I have to leave the company. But hopefully not America.
Which leaves me…well, undecided. I know my next step involves returning home for Christmas. After that? Who knows. Maybe back to America. Maybe to another country. Maybe to another city. I’ll just have to wait and see.





About A Boy

25 09 2009

This week there was a kid called James in one of my sessions. He was a right pain. Always mucking around when the coach was talking, always inciting the other players to join him, not really listening to instructions (and then not being able to play the drills), and generally wanting to do his own thing and just kick a ball around.
Now, do you think this scenarios is about a) a kid in a group I coached or b) me during a training exercise with other MLS coaches?
The answer is actually all of the above and it made me realise that I am a hypocrite. I yell and yell at my kids I coach to behave and listen when I’m talking but every Thursday when we have coaches training at the Home Depot Centre in Carson, I am exactly the same. I’m the kid I hate to coach.
It means I’m not really in any position to have a go at the kids and it made me realise that to correct any wrongs with anything in your life you have to look closer to home first.
Before I criticise the kids for being badly behaved I have to ask myself why I feel the need to muck around during training (and it’s something I’ve always done throughout my playing career).
I guess it’s because of my lifelong ambition to be liked and thought of as entertaining by my peers rather than anyone in authority. Not that I don’t aspire to do well and improve, but I seem to be more concerned with my improvement as a social being rather than moving my way up the food chain.
The more I think about it, the more this trait was apparent at school where compassion and humbleness were apparent in bundles towards everyone (teacher included) but a yearning for academic success and fulfilment was overtaken by an aspiration to be thought of as funny.
When I did finally fall into a career it was unsurprising that it was one that involved talking and making friends, something I seemed keener to do in my youth than actual work.
Then again, I could just be an absolute moron.





On The Road

21 09 2009

Here’s another poem, this time from my road trip across California a couple of weeks ago. Enjoy!

I’m driving with the windows down because the air con is broken
The shadows from the trees so tall are keeping me cool
My road is winding, wide and open
But still I can’t help feeling like a fool

I spent a day with the San Francisco bay
We shared stories and joked with the wind
The painted ladies asked me to stay
But my time there had to come to an end

I saw a dolphin in Yosemite
And the sun set the horizon on fire
I was filled with a sense of serenity
Standing on California’s spire

I cheated greed in Las Vegas
To suck me in he wasn’t able
I drew a line at having fun
When I put my cards on the table

I stopped taking photos in Arizona
My shots of the Grand Canyon were unjust
I spent my time questioning my persona
As the afternoon sun turned to dusk





Side-projects

20 09 2009

A wise man once said ‘creativity is the catalyst of life’. Actually it wasn’t a wise man. It was me. Just then.
So I am trying to align myself with such a notion by writing as much creative stuff as I can. My latest project is a sitcom based on my experiences of coaching soccer in America. Here’s a snippet of episode two. Enjoy!

Scene 3
The boys are in the car pulling up to a field.
Mark: Decent sized field. Could easily do a tournament towards the end of the week.
Nick: Any chance of just doing one all week?
Dan: what’s the name of the co-ordinator again?
Mark: Jamie something. Sounds like a right prick.
Dan: (Looking out of the window) Prick isn’t the word I’d use.
A beautiful blonde is sanding there, with a clip board in soccer shorts and shirt.
Mark (Looking heavenwards) Thank you God. Maybe this week won’t be so bad after all.
They pull up and get out of the car.
Mark: Jamie! Mark Nappierella from English Soccer Camps. I must say you weren’t quite was I was expec..
Jamie: (Cutting him off) I thought you Brits were impeccable time keepers?
Mark: Yes, well, sorry about that. Someone wanted to stop for food. (he looks slyly at Nick, who is munching on candy).
Jamie: Well we’re here now. (She’s very proper, and organised and a little uptight). Here’s your rosters and I’ve put those who are all on the same team in bold. Also there is a list of camp rules, as well as some suggestions for you guys, you know, how to look, what not to say, how long activity breaks should last, that sort of thing.
Mark: O…k
Jamie (ignoring him). Also, here’s some extra games I thought might be good. (She hands him a folder, he starts to struggle with all the paper work). I trust there won’t be any problems this week but if there are here’s my cell phone number. I only work a few blocks away from the field, so can be here in a few minutes.
Mark: oh right, great. Thanks for all that Jamie. He drops a few papers.
Jamie: Right, must be off, pilates in 20 minutes. See you guys at the end of camp.
Mark: Er…I…ok. Thanks Jamie.
He drops all the papers and looks down at them despondently.
Dan appears.
Dan: How did it go? Did you work your magic?
Mark: Well I made her disappear. Does that count?

Expect to see it never aired.